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'Twinge in the hip��' he said。 'Sorry。 Mr McCarthy ´ Rick ´ you'll want to take off your sweater and pants。 Boots too�察�of course。
McCarthy looked around at him like a man roused from a dream。 'Sure��' he said。 'You bet。'
'Need help��' Beaver asked。
'No�察�gosh no。' McCarthy looked alarmed or amused or both。 'I'm not that far gone。'
'Then I'll leave Jonesy to supervise。'
Beaver slipped out and McCarthy began to undress�察�starting by pulling his sweater off over his head。 Beneath it he wore a red´and´black hunter's shirt�察�and beneath that a thermal undershirt。 And yes�察�there was less gut poking out the front of that shirt�察�Jonesy was sure of it。
Well 。 。 。 almost sure。 Only an hour ago�察�he reminded himself�察�he had been sure McCarthy's coat was the head of a deer。
McCarthy sat down in the chair beside the window to take off his shoes�察�and when he did there was another fart ´ not as long as the first one�察�but just as loud and hoarse。 Neither of them mented on it�察�or the resulting smell�察�which was strong enough in the little room to make Jonesy's eyes feel like watering。
McCarthy kicked his boots off ´ they made clunking sounds on the wooden floor ´ then stood up and unbuckled his belt。 As he pushed his blue jeans down�察�revealing the lower half of his thermal underwear�察�the Beav came back in with a ceramic pot from upstairs。 He put it down by the head of the bed。 'Just in case you have to�察�you know�察�urk。 Or if you get one of those collect calls you just have to take right away。'
McCarthy looked at him with a dullness Jonesy found alarming ´ a stranger in what had been his bedroom�察�somehow ghostly in his baggy long underwear。 An ill stranger。 The question was just how ill。
'In case you can't make the bathroom��' the Beav explained。 'Which�察�by the way�察�is close by。 Just bang a left outside the bedroom door�察�but remember it's the second door as you go along the wall�察�okay�拭�If you forget and go in the first one�察�you'll be taking a shit in the linen closet。'
Jonesy was surprised into a laugh and didn't care for the sound of it in the slightest ´ high and slightly hysterical。
'I feel better now��' McCarthy said�察�but Jonesy detected absolutely zero sincerity in the man's voice。 And the guy just stood there in his underwear�察�like an android whose memory circuits have been about three´quarters erased。 Before�察�he had shown some life�察�if not exactly vivacity�察�now that was gone�察�like the color in his cheeks。
'Go on�察�Rick��' Beaver said quietly。 'Lie down and catch some winks。 Work on getting your strength back。'
'Yes�察�okay。' He sat down on the freshly opened bed and looked out the window。 His eyes were wide and blank。 Jonesy thought the smell in the room was dissipating�察�but perhaps he was just getting used to it�察�the way you got used to the smell of the monkeyhouse at the zoo if you stayed in there long enough。 'Gosh�察�look at it snow。'
'Yeah��' Jonesy said。 'How's your stomach now��'
'Better。' McCarthy's eyes moved to Jonesy's face。 They were the solemn eyes of a frightened child。 'I'm sorry about passing gas that way ´ I never did anything like that before�察�not even in the Army when it seemed like we ate beans every day ´ but I feel better。'
'Sure you don't need to take a leak before you turn in��' Jonesy had four children�察�and this question came almost automatically。
'No。 I went in the woods just before you found me。 Thank you for taking me in。 Thank you both。'
'Ah�察�hell��' Beaver said�察�and shuffled his feet unfortably。 'Anybody woulda。'
'Maybe��' McCarthy said。 'And maybe not。 In the Bible it says�察 �Behold�察�I stand at the door and knock。;' Outside�察�the wind gusted more fiercely yet�察�making Hole in the Wall shake。 Jonesy waited for McCarthy to finish ´ it sounded as if he had more to say ´ but the man just swung his feet into bed and pulled the covers up。
From somewhere deep in Jonesy's bed there came another of those long�察�rasping farts�察�and Jonesy decided that was enough for him。 It was one thing to let in a wayfaring stranger when he came to your door just ahead of a storm�察�it was another to stand around while he laid a series of gas´bombs。
The Beaver followed him out and closed the door gently behind him。
5
When Jonesy started to talk�察�the Beav shook his head�察�raised his finger to his lips�察�and led Jonesy across the big room to the kitchen�察�which was as far as they could get from McCarthy without going into the shed out back。
'Man�察�that guy's in a world of hurt��' Beaver said�察�and in the harsh glow of the kitchen's fluorescent strips�察�Jonesy could see just how worried his old friend was。 The Beav rummaged into the wide front pocket of his overalls�察�found a toothpick�察�and began to nibble on it。 In three minutes ´ the length of time it took a dedicated smoker to finish a cigarette ´ he would reduce it to a palmful of flax´fine splinters。 Jonesy didn't know how the Beav's teeth stood up to it ��or his stomach���察�but he had been doing it his whole life。
'I hope you're wrong�察�but 。 。 。' Jonesy shook his head。 'Did you ever smell anything like those farts��'
'Nope��' Beaver said。 'But there's a lot more going on with that guy than just a bad stomach。'
'What do you mean��'
'Well�察�he thinks it's November eleventh�察�for one thing。'
Jonesy had no idea what the Beav was talking about。 November eleventh was the day their own hunting party had arrived�察�bundled into Henry's Scout�察�as always。
'Beav�察�it's Wednesday。 It's the fourteenth。'
Beaver nodded�察�smiling a little in spite of himself。 The toothpick�察�which had already picked up an appreciable warp�察�rolled from one side of his mouth to the other。 'I know that。 You know that。 Rick�察�he don't know that。 Rick thinks it's the Lord's Day。'
'Beav�察�what exactly did he say to you��' Whatever it was�察�it couldn't have been much ´ it just didn't take that long to scramble a couple of eggs and heat a can of soup。 That started a train of thought�察�and as Beaver talked�察�Jonesy ran water to do up the few dishes。 He didn't mind camping out�察�but he was damned if he was going to live in squalor�察�as so many men seemed willing to do when they left their homes and went into the woods。
'What he said was they came up on Saturday so they could hunt a little�察�then spend Sunday working on the roof�察�which had a couple of leaks in it。 He goes�察 �At least I didn't have to break the mandment about working on the Sabbath。 When you're lost in the woods�察�the only thing you have to work on is not going crazy。;'
'Huh��' Jonesy said。
'I guess I couldn't swear in a court of law that he thinks this is the eleventh�察�but it's either that or go back a week further�察�to the fourth�察�because he sure does think it's Sunday。 And I just can't believe he's been out there ten days。'
Jonesy couldn't�察�either。 But three�拭�Yes。 That he could believe。 'It would explain something he told me��' Jonesy said。 'He´'
The floor creaked and they both jumped a little�察�looking toward the closed bedroom door on the other side of the big room�察�but there was nothing to see。 And the floors and walls were always creaking out here�察�even when the wind wasn't blowing up high。 They looked at each other�察�a little shamefaced。
'Yeah�察�I'm jumpy��' Beaver said�察�perhaps reading Jonesy's face�察�perhaps picking the thought out of Jonesy's mind。 'Man�察�you have to admit it's a little creepy�察�him turning up right out of the woods like that。'
'Yeah�察�it is。'
'That fart sounded like he had something crammed up his butt that was dying of smoke inhalation。'
The Beav looked a little surprised at that�察�as he always did when he said something funny。 They began laughing simultaneously�察�holding onto each other and doing it through open mouths�察�expelling the sounds as a series of harsh sighs�察�trying to keep it down�察�not wanting the poor guy to hear them if he was still awake�察�hear and know they were laughing at him。 Jonesy had a particularly hard time keeping it quiet because the release was so necessary ´ it had a hysterical seventy to it and he doubled over�察�gasping and snorting�察�water running out of his eyes。
At last Beaver grabbed him and yanked him out the door。 There they stood coatless in the deepening snow