the stainless steel rat-第25部分
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ere glassy and unfocused and I realized there was some truth in the rumor that he always got stoned on his private bottle before ing to one of these affairs。 Apparently he hated crowds and parties and much preferred to putter with his bugshe was an amateur entomologist of no small talents。 I passed on to the queen who was much more receptive。 She was twenty years his junior and attractive in a handsomely inflated； bovine way。 Rumor also had it that she was bored by his beetles and much preferred homo sapiens to lepidoptera。 I tested this calumny by giving her hand an extra squeeze when I held it and queeny squeezed back with an expression of great interest。 I moved on to the buffet。
While I ate； the guests continued to arrive。 Watching them as they entered didn't interfere with my demolishing the food or sampling all of the wines。 I had finished stoking up by the time the rest were just starting； so I could circulate among them。 All of the women were subjected to my very close scrutiny； and most of them enjoyed it because； if I say so myself； with my new face and the fit of the uniform I cut a mean swath through the local types。 I really wasn't expecting to run across Angelina's trail this easily； but there was always the chance。 Only a few of the women even remotely resembled her； but it took only a few words each time to settle the fact that they were true…blue blue…blood and not my little interstellar killer。 This task was made simpler by the fact that the Freibur beauties ran heavily towards the flesh； and Angelina was a neat and petite package。 I wait back to the bar。
〃You have been given a Royal mand；〃 an adenoidal voice said in my ear while fingers plucked at my sleeve。 I turned and gave my best scowl to the character who still clutched the fabric。
〃Let go the suit or I push your buck…toothed face the punch bowl in；〃 I growled in my thickest Misteldrossian accent。 He let go as if he had grabbed something hot and got all red and excited…looking。 〃That's better；〃 I added； cutting off his next words。 〃Nowwho wants to sec methe King？〃
〃Her majesty； the Queen；〃 he managed to squeeze out between thin lips。
〃That's good。 I want to see her too。 Show the way。〃 I forged a way through the crowd while my new friend clattered behind； trying to pass me。 I stopped before I reached the group around Queen Heida and let him get ahead all out of breath and sweating。
〃Your majesty； this is the Baron〃
〃Grav not Baron；〃 I cut in with my hideously rich accent。 〃Grav Bent Diebstall from a poor provincial family； cheated centuries ago of our rightful title by thieving and jealous counts。〃 I scowled straight at my guide as if he had been in the plot and he turned the flush on again。
〃I don't recognize all of your honors； Grav Bent；〃 the Queen said in her low voice that reminded me of pastures on a misty morn。 She pointed to my manly chest； to the row of decorations I had purchased from a curio dealer just that morning。
〃Galactic medals； your majesty。 A younger son of the provincial nobility； his family impoverished by the greedy and corrupt； can find little opportunity to advance himself here on Freibur。 That is why I took service offplanet and served for the best years of my youth in the Stellar Guard。 These are for monplace happenings such as battles； invasions and space boardings。 But this is the one I can really take pride in〃 I fingered through the jingling hardware until I came to an unsightly thing； all ets； novas and sparkling lights。 〃This is the Stellar Star； the most prized award in the Guards。〃 I took it in my hand and gave it a long look。 In fact I think it was a Guard decoration； given out for re…enlisting or five years of K。P。 or some such。
〃It's beautiful；〃 the Queen said。 Her taste in medals was no better than her taste in clothes； but what can you expect on these backward planets。
〃It is that；〃 I agreed。 〃I don't enjoy describing the medal's history； but if it is a royal mand 。 。 。 ？〃 It was； and given very coyly indeed。 I liecE9bout my exploits for awhile and kept them all interested。 There would be plenty of talk about me in the morning and I hoped some of it would trickle down to Angelina's ears； wherever she was hiding。 Thinking of her took the edge off my fun； and I managed to excuse myself and go back to the bar。
I spent the rest of the evening talking up the wonders of my imaginary history to everyone I could nail。 Most of them seemed to enjoy it； since the court was normally short on laughs。 The only one who didn't seem to be getting a charge out of it was myself。 Though the plan had seemed good at first； the more I became involved with it the slower it appeared。 I might flutter around the fringe of these fantastically dull court circles for months without finding a lead to Angelina。 The process had to be accelerated。 There was one idea drifting in and out of my head； but it bordered on madness。 If it misfired I would be either dead or barred from these noble circles forever。 This last was a fate I could easily standbut it wouldn't help me find my lovely quarry。 Howeverif the plan did work it would shortcut all the other nonsense。 I flipped a coin to decide； and of course won since I had palmed the coin before the toss。 It was going to be action。
Before ing I had pocketed a few items that might e in handy during the course of the evening。 One of them was a surefire introduction to the King in case I felt that getting nearer to him might be of some importance。 I slipped this into an outer pocket； filled the largest glass I could find with sweet wine； and trundled through the cavernous rooms in search of my prey。
If King Villelm had been crocked when he arrived； he was now almost paralyzed。 He must have had a steel bar sewn into the back of his white uniform jacket because I swear his own spine shouldn't have held him up。 But he was still drinking and swaying back and forth； his head bobbing as though it were loosely attached。 He had a crowd of old boys around him and they must have been swapping off…color stories because they gave me varying degrees of get…lost looks when I trundled up and snapped to attention。 I was bigger than most of them and must have made a nice blob of color because I caught Villy's eye and the head slowly slewed around in my direction。 One of his octogenarian cronies had met me earlier in the evening and was forced to make the introduction。
〃A very great pleasure to meet your majesty；〃 I droned with a bit of a drunken blur to my voice。 Not that the King noticed； but some of the others did and scowled。 〃I am by way of being a bit of an entomologist myself； if you will pardon the expression； hoping to follow in your royal footsteps。 I am keen on this and feel that greater attention should be paid on Freibur； more respect given I should say； and more opportunity taken to utilize the advantageous aspects of the forminifera； lepidoptera and all the others。 Heraldry； for instance； the flags might utilize the more visual aspects of insects 。 。 。〃
I babbled on like this for a while； the crowd getting impatient with the unwanted interruption。 The Kingwho wasn't getting in more than one word in tengot tired of nodding after a while and his attention began to wander。 My voice thickened and blurred and I could see them wondering how to get rid of the drunk。 Wh6n the first tentative hand reached out for my elbow I played my trump card。
〃Because of your majesty's interest；〃 I said； fumbling in my pocket； 〃I carefully kept this specimen； carrying it across the countless light years to reach its logical resting place； your highness's collection。〃 Pulling out the flat plastic case； I held it under his nose。 With an effort he blinked his watery eyes back into focus and let out a little gasp。 The others crowded around and I gave them a few seconds to enjoy the thing。
Well it was a beautiful bug； I can't deny that。 However it had not traveled across countless light years because I had just made it myself that morning。 Most of the parts were assembled from other insects； with a few pieces of plastic thrown in where nature had let me down。 Its body was as long as my hand； and it had three sets of wings； ea
